1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:16,559 Mrs. Elliot Colter, Mrs. Elliot Colter, telephone. 4 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:38,247 Wilma Kaye, Wilma Kaye, to the front desk, please. 5 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:42,334 Wilma Kaye, Wilma Kaye, front desk, please. 6 00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:03,022 Would you mind holding my glasses? 7 00:01:03,022 --> 00:01:03,981 What did you say? 8 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:05,858 Would you mind holding my glasses? 9 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:07,026 Sure. 10 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:11,363 I told you not to get them wet. 11 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:12,198 No, I don't care. 12 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:13,407 - Over and over again. 13 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,742 Didn't I buy you your own? 14 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,327 I don't like them glasses! 15 00:01:16,327 --> 00:01:17,411 These are much too big for you. 16 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,245 I don't like them. 17 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,205 - What's the matter with you? 18 00:02:58,554 --> 00:02:59,889 - Come on, Brenda, let's go! 19 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:00,723 We're late! 20 00:03:01,891 --> 00:03:02,725 - Coming. 21 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,020 Miss Robin Pelish, Miss Robin Pelish, 22 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,771 to the first tee, please. 23 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:10,107 - Hey! 24 00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:10,941 Hey! 25 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,151 You forgot your glasses. 26 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:14,862 - Brenda, come on! 27 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,072 - I'm coming. 28 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:36,592 Mrs. Sidney Kohn, Mrs. Sidney Kohn, telephone. 29 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:45,851 - Hey, Doris, do you know her? 30 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:48,145 - Why? 31 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,521 - Doris, I give you my word. 32 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,356 I won't embarrass you. 33 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:51,190 I promise. 34 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,363 - If you call her up, 35 00:03:57,363 --> 00:04:00,282 so help me, I will never ask you here again! 36 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,284 So help me, never again! 37 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:24,723 - Ahhh. 38 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,936 - Hi, sweetie. - Ah, here he is, 39 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,688 the playboy from the country club. 40 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,898 - Ooh, delicious, delicious. 41 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,276 Don't put the towel on the furniture. 42 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,862 - Where's the phone book? 43 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,572 - Which one? - The suburban phone book. 44 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,949 Suburban, suburban. 45 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,617 Under the leg of the sideboard. 46 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,290 Who are you calling? 47 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,291 - A girl I met today. 48 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:52,126 - Oh, Doris introduced you? 49 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,460 - Doris wouldn't introduce me to the man 50 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,129 who drains the pool. 51 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:58,257 - Very nice how you talk about a cousin. 52 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,258 Oh, look what time it is. 53 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:00,926 Your Uncle Mike's gonna be home soon, 54 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,886 and I didn't even feed you yet. 55 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,556 - Aunt Gladys, why don't we all eat together for once? 56 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:08,642 - Sure, I should serve four different meals! 57 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:12,396 You with pot roast, Susan with the cottage cheese, 58 00:05:12,438 --> 00:05:13,480 Uncle Mike's got steak. 59 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,815 Friday night is his steak night. 60 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:15,816 I wouldn't deny him. 61 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,236 And all I'm having is a little cold chicken. 62 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:23,324 So I should jump up and down, up and down, up and down? 63 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:24,700 What am I, a workhorse? 64 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,534 - Hey, Gladys. 65 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:26,702 This may come as a big surprise to you, 66 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:29,079 but in some families, everybody sits down at the same time, 67 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,748 they all eat the same thing. 68 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:31,582 - Big shot. 69 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:32,750 Call your girlfriend. 70 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:33,584 - Shh, is Brenda there? 71 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:34,418 - 20 years, I'm running this house. 72 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,211 - Quiet, quiet, quiet! 73 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,796 Um, is Brenda there? 74 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:40,632 - Supper's ready! - Quiet! 75 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,470 Um, uh, when do you expect her in? 76 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,681 No, this is nobody. 77 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:48,557 - It's getting cold! 78 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,391 - Come on! 79 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:52,102 Um, there's no message. 80 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,063 No, I-I'm s-sorry. 81 00:05:57,816 --> 00:05:59,151 - Come, sweetheart, eat. 82 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:08,077 - Make sure you do that. 83 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:09,161 Keep it straight. 84 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:10,537 This has got to be straight. 85 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,372 - Hello. - Hi, honey. 86 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:13,749 Hey, I thought you were driving golf balls tonight. 87 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:16,251 I drove them already. 88 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,086 - Okay. 89 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,088 Good girl. 90 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,048 Now try... 91 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,342 - I thought you were driving golf balls. 92 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:24,468 - I drove them already. 93 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,761 - Are you having dinner with us tonight? 94 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:26,595 I'll eat later. 95 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:27,805 I'm meeting Simp for tennis in half an hour. 96 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,057 - Is that my phone or your phone or Ronald's phone? 97 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,768 Your phone. 98 00:06:32,768 --> 00:06:34,228 - They all sound alike to me. 99 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:36,855 Hello. 100 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,275 Who's calling, please? 101 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,110 Just a minute. 102 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:42,694 Brenda. 103 00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:44,446 Do you know anybody named Klugman? 104 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,615 - Klugman? 105 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,575 - Unless I didn't understand him right. 106 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:50,577 - Hello? 107 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,412 - Carlotta. 108 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:52,413 - Hello, Brenda? 109 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:53,247 Brenda, you don't know me. 110 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,373 That is, you don't know my name. 111 00:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,208 I held your glasses for you at the club today. 112 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,376 I'm not a member. 113 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,252 You asked me to. 114 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,295 My cousin Doris is, Doris Klugman. 115 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,089 - Doris? - Uh, yeah. 116 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,715 She's the one who's always reading "War and Peace." 117 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:04,716 That's how we know it's summer, 118 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,718 when Doris is reading "War and Peace." 119 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:08,637 - What did you say your name is? 120 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:09,513 - Neil Klugman. 121 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:10,556 You asked me to hold your glasses 122 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,723 at the board, remember? 123 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,226 - What do you look like? 124 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:16,520 Well, I'm kind of dark. 125 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,729 - Are you a negro? 126 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,189 - No, I'm a Sagitarian. 127 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,529 - What do you look like? 128 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:28,115 - Listen, can I pick you up tonight and show you? 129 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,950 - I'm playing tennis tonight. 130 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,910 - How about after tennis? 131 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,996 - I'll be sweaty after. - I don't mind. 132 00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,039 Can I come see you tonight? 133 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,207 - Okay. 134 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,041 Briarpath Hills. 135 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,293 Do you know where that is? 136 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,419 Around 8:15. 137 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,295 - Okay. 138 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:43,714 I'll be driving a blue convertible so you'll know me. 139 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:45,382 How will I know you? 140 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,259 - I'll be sweaty. 141 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:49,344 - Come home early. 142 00:07:49,344 --> 00:07:50,179 - Where are you going? 143 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,013 - Out, out, out! 144 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,515 Don't forget to lock the door when you come in! 145 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,349 - Never. 146 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:57,936 - Always running. - Where is he going? 147 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,521 - Don't forget to lock the door when you come in! 148 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:00,355 - Where are you going? 149 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,357 Don't stay out late! 150 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,359 Where is he going? 151 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,986 - Always running. - Where is he going? 152 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,154 - Always. 153 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,455 Game, five-four. 154 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,289 Brenda! 155 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,499 Brenda! 156 00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,376 - Neil, listen, I want one more game, okay? 157 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,377 I'll be there in a minute. 158 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,628 Not necessarily. 159 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:05,462 My serve. 160 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,359 15-love. 161 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,954 It hit the line. - No, it didn't. 162 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,873 It's out. - You're absolutely wrong. 163 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:45,335 - Do you mind? - All right, go on, go on. 164 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,053 My game. 165 00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:58,682 Deuce. 166 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,019 Come on, Simp, get going! 167 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:06,982 My ad. 168 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:16,783 Game! 169 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:17,618 I won! 170 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:20,495 Neil? 171 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,330 - Hi, hello. 172 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,164 - This is Simp. 173 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:22,998 Neil Klugman. 174 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:23,999 - Hi. - Hi. 175 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,334 - Great, great game. 176 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,376 Can we drop you off somewhere? 177 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,210 - Oh, no thank you. 178 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:30,130 I'm perfectly capable of finding my own way, thank you. 179 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,298 - Who's Miss Nice? 180 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,134 - That's Laura Simpson Sockaloe, otherwise known as Simp. 181 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,385 - Why not Socko? 182 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,262 - Because Simp is her Bennington name. 183 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,932 Is that where you go to school? 184 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,017 No, she does. 185 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:43,310 Where do you go to school? 186 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,479 - Boston. - University? 187 00:10:45,479 --> 00:10:46,313 - Radcliffe. 188 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,734 What does your cousin Doris look like? 189 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,903 - Doris is dark, and she's, um- 190 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:53,737 - is she a negro? 191 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:54,946 - We don't know. 192 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:04,247 - I guess I don't know her. 193 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:06,333 Is she a new member? 194 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,918 - I guess so. 195 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,045 They just moved to, 196 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,631 They just moved to Westchester a couple of years ago. 197 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,759 - Oh. 198 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:18,804 - Hey, do you remember me holding your glasses now? 199 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,305 - Yeah, I think I do. 200 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:22,224 Do you live in Westchester, too? 201 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,058 - Bronx. 202 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,895 - Oh, we lived there when I was a baby. 203 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,021 - Say, listen, Bren- 204 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:30,857 - Hmm? 205 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,318 - How come you rush the net only when it's dark? 206 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,486 - Oh, you noticed that? 207 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:36,947 Simp the Simpleton doesn't. 208 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,865 - I couldn't figure that out. 209 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,325 Well, I just don't want to be too close 210 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,910 unless I'm sure she can't return it. 211 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:42,744 - Why? 212 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,580 - Because I'm afraid of my nose. 213 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,126 - What? 214 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,377 - I had it fixed. 215 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,211 - Yeah? 216 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,295 What was the matter with it? 217 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:53,255 - It was bumpy. 218 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:54,548 - A lot? 219 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,465 - No. 220 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,760 I was pretty and now I'm prettier. 221 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,554 My brother's having his fixed in the fall. 222 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:02,055 - Does he want to be prettier? 223 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,559 Sorry. 224 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,019 I don't mean to sound facetious, but why's he doing it? 225 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:09,563 - Because he wants to, 226 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,775 unless he decides to become a gym teacher, then he won't. 227 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,444 We all look like my father. 228 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:18,363 - Does your father want to have his nose fixed, too? 229 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,282 - Why are you being so nasty? 230 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,116 - I'm not nasty. 231 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:21,950 My goodness. 232 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,118 I'm suave and sophisticated. 233 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,911 Do I sound nasty? 234 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,121 - Mm-hmm. 235 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,081 - Now, about your nose, 236 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,418 What does it cost to get it fixed? 237 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,545 - $1,000, unless you go to a butcher. 238 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,255 Why? 239 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:39,176 - Well, I have to see if you got your money's worth. 240 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,099 - If I let you kiss me, would you stop being so nasty? 241 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,663 I don't always do that. 242 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,291 - Why'd you do it now? 243 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,709 - I felt like it. 244 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,338 - Feel like it again? 245 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,049 - No. 246 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,555 - Um, is that the end of our date? 247 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,307 - I don't feel like having a date tonight. 248 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,475 There's my house. 249 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,019 Come to the club tomorrow. 250 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:33,230 - I'm not a member. - Be my guest. 251 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,189 - What time? - 2:00. 252 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,696 Mrs. Jerome Laurie, Mrs. Jerome Laurie, telephone. 253 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,497 Hey, Doris, 254 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,666 You know that's coming out in the comic-book form? 255 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,042 - What are you doing here? 256 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,794 - I'm visiting. 257 00:13:55,794 --> 00:14:00,799 - Who? 258 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,635 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 259 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,469 Oh, I am. 260 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,721 - You were always crazy before, but you were never pushy. 261 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,098 - That's gonna be my new career. 262 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,766 I'm gonna be a social climber. 263 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:13,895 Elliot Colter, Elliot Colter, telephone. 264 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:14,688 - Hi. 265 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,522 Come on in. - Hello. 266 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,398 Give me your glasses. 267 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,900 - I should just break the damn things. 268 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,734 I hate them. 269 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,987 I should've worn my contact lenses anyway. 270 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,780 - You could have your eyes fixed. 271 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,074 - Are you gonna start that again? 272 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,033 - I already did. 273 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,164 Hey, Doris, hold this for Brenda, will you? 274 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:34,457 - I'm not her slave. 275 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,794 - Doris, 276 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:40,505 I've wanted to tell you something for a long time now. 277 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,341 You're a pain in the ass. 278 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,759 - Oh, that's very nice. 279 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,594 Thank you. 280 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,637 After I invite you to the club. 281 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:48,722 - That was yesterday. 282 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,142 Well, what about last year? 283 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,393 - Is that Doris? 284 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,227 - Yeah. 285 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,228 She's peeling. 286 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,605 - Yeah, I noticed. 287 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:59,024 - She's going to have her skin fixed. 288 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,692 No, don't do it. 289 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:01,526 Don't, don't, don't! 290 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,360 Ugh! 291 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:19,502 Doris always invites me here once a year 292 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,087 so that when I write my parents, 293 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,298 they can't complain her parents don't look after me. 294 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:25,842 - You mean you don't live with your parents? 295 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,470 - They moved to Arizona. 296 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,304 - Arizona? 297 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,598 I didn't think anybody lived there, 298 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,891 I mean, any Jewish people. 299 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,435 - Only cowboys? 300 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,271 - Yeah, and people with asthma. 301 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,650 - Which is why they moved there. 302 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,528 To be cowboys with asthma. 303 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,239 So stupid. 304 00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,292 - That's terrific. 305 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,420 - Why? 306 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,256 - I don't know, I guess it gives them a lot in common. 307 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,218 - Only their asthma. 308 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,305 - Which is more than most married couples seem to have. 309 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,599 Why does it seem to bother you? 310 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,809 - What? 311 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:16,935 - the subject of marriage. 312 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:18,561 You really notice things. 313 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,647 - You planning to get married to somebody in particular? 314 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,982 I mean, seriously? 315 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,318 - Well, I was engaged for a year until last week. 316 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,319 - What happened? 317 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:46,548 - Hi, Bren. 318 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,799 What are you so happy about? 319 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,384 - The Red Sox took two. 320 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,720 - Are we having Carl Yastrzemski for dinner? 321 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,554 - Of course. 322 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,180 - Every time the Red Sox win, 323 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,516 we have to set an extra place for Yastrzemski. 324 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,560 - Hey, you want to race? 325 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,812 - No. 326 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,814 Why don't you go race alone? 327 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:03,648 Do you want to go with him? 328 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,108 - Uh, gee, no thanks. 329 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,568 - This is Neil Klugman. 330 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,153 My brother, Ronald Patimkin. 331 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,487 - How are you? 332 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,697 Whoops. 333 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:11,865 Got to watch that. 334 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:12,699 - Yeah. 335 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,700 - Watch that. 336 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,826 - How are you? 337 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,161 - You want to race? 338 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:16,995 - Not right now. 339 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:17,829 Thank you. 340 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,705 - Why don't you go race with him? 341 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,041 I have to call home and tell them you're coming for supper. 342 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,584 - Am I? 343 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,418 I got to call my aunt. 344 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,004 You didn't say anything, I mean, my clothes. 345 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,922 - We dine au naturel. 346 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,091 - What? - Swim, my dear. 347 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,464 - Julie, 348 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:11,216 Julie! 349 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,300 Elbows off the table. 350 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,844 And eat! 351 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:15,929 Eat your dinner! 352 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,598 Millions of children are starving all over the world. 353 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,061 - When's Harriette calling? 354 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,354 5:00. 355 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,563 It was 5:00. 356 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,525 - Their time. 357 00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,902 - Why is it earlier in Columbus? 358 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:34,114 Suppose you took a plane back and forth all day. 359 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,199 You'd never get older. 360 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,494 - Oh, that's right, sweetie. 361 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,954 - What do you give the child misinformation for? 362 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,665 Is that why she goes to school? 363 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,708 - I haven't the slightest idea why she goes to school. 364 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,627 - You're a big college girl now, huh? 365 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,545 - Carlotta. 366 00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:53,883 - Carlotta, Ronald wants more! 367 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:54,801 More what? 368 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,094 - More chicken. 369 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,220 - Me too, Carlotta. 370 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,430 - They'll have to roll you on the links. 371 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,932 - What are you talkin' about? 372 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,809 I lost a couple of pounds. 373 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,643 - Ben. 374 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,477 - Look at this. 375 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,645 - Ronald. 376 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,981 - Would you care to stand up and bear your middle? 377 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:08,940 - No, thank you. 378 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:12,652 - I'm glad somebody is aware of how to behave at the table. 379 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,653 - Thank you. 380 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,696 - Chicken? 381 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,989 - No, thank you. 382 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,824 - He eats like a bird. 383 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,703 - Come on, Carlotta, I'm playin' ball tonight. 384 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,082 - Don't forget and tape your wrist. 385 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,668 - I'll tape my wrist, but you know I got no mobility. 386 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,669 Just wear an ace bandage 387 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,254 and put a little heat on it. 388 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,839 This is not an important game, 389 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,424 and I want to ensure you're good for the championship. 390 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,258 Remember, last year. 391 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,135 You didn't listen to me, same thing happened. 392 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,137 - Where do you live, Bill? 393 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,763 - Neil. 394 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,849 Didn't I say Neil? 395 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,809 - You said, "Where do you live, Bill?" 396 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:45,643 - I hate tape. 397 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,020 How the hell can I play in tape? 398 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,148 - Don't curse! - That's right. 399 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,025 - See? - See what? 400 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,277 - Oh, I was just talking to Bill. 401 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,946 - Neil! - Just eat already! 402 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,656 A little less talking, young lady. 403 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,909 - I didn't say anything! 404 00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,369 - She was talking to me, sweetie! 405 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,579 - What is this "she" business? 406 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,290 That's how you call your mother, "she, she"? 407 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,499 If I called my mother "she," 408 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,835 my father would give me a crop on the side of the head, 409 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,587 I got chicken caught in my braces. 410 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,130 - All right, eat your dinner. 411 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,465 We'll clean them out later. 412 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,968 Do you go to college? 413 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,180 - What? 414 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:24,599 - College. 415 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,561 - I went into college, 416 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,979 before I went into the army. 417 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,106 - Oh. 418 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,858 What did you study? 419 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,944 - I was an English major. 420 00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:36,903 English? 421 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,737 - Literature. 422 00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:41,532 - Kind of unusual, isn't it, for a boy? 423 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:44,285 - Uh, he wants to be a teacher. 424 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,912 - No, no, no, 425 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,039 not necessarily. 426 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,458 Carlotta, please, I'm gonna be late. 427 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,460 - It's Harriette! 428 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,753 Harriette's on the phone! 429 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,587 Harriette. 430 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,464 - Carlotta, is the bicarbonate still 431 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,632 in the downstairs toilet? 432 00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,008 Yes, it is. 433 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,177 - Oh, those damn radishes. 434 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,809 - Why don't we have coffee and dessert outside? 435 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:10,520 Carlotta! 436 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,312 Yes? 437 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,314 - Bring the chocolate cake outside. 438 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,816 Okay. 439 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,450 - It was a wonderful dinner. 440 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:33,751 - Go, run. 441 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:34,585 Grab it. 442 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,589 Don't stand too far, now. 443 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,427 Almost. 444 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,220 - Ahh, well, 445 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,556 What kind of work do you do? 446 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,060 - I'm kind of working at the library at the moment. 447 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:52,520 The public library? 448 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,190 - I've been there for about a year now, 449 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,276 ever since I got out of the army. 450 00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,110 - Oh. 451 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:03,114 Well, well, it must be very interesting, 452 00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:05,491 the library business. 453 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,244 - I don't know. 454 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,871 Yeah, I guess so. 455 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,751 No, not very. 456 00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,878 - Could somebody move the car blocking the convertible? 457 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,629 I'm late as it is. 458 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:20,173 - Is that me? - I don't know. 459 00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:22,091 - No, I think I'm blocking the convertible. 460 00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,426 - No, I'm blocking the convertible. 461 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,011 You're blocking me. 462 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:46,032 - Mmm, it's yummy. - Mmm, good. 463 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,575 - You don't say thank you anymore? 464 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,118 - Thank you. 465 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,620 - You little doll. 466 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,922 Where did she meet him? 467 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:01,756 - Who knows? 468 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:02,757 At the club. 469 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:09,806 - He eats like a bird. 470 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,474 Come on, let's play. 471 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,061 - Probably. 472 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,775 Yeah, he probably would. 473 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:21,776 - Want to play? 474 00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:23,111 Daddy's tired. 475 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,695 - Take over for me, will you, kid? 476 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:25,530 - Go ahead. 477 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:27,949 Go ahead. 478 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:28,950 - I haven't touched a basketball 479 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,493 since I got out of high school. 480 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:33,955 - You better be good to your daddy. 481 00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:35,498 He's getting very old. 482 00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:37,333 - No, it's not true. 483 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,459 - Hi, beautiful. 484 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:39,293 - Hello. 485 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,047 - Daddy, I missed! 486 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,174 Can I take it over again? 487 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:46,008 Certainly, angel. 488 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,219 You want to take it over again, take it over again. 489 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:49,762 - I don't let guests win. 490 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,014 - I see. 491 00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:53,391 Aw. 492 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,308 Right here. 493 00:23:58,604 --> 00:23:59,939 Can I take that over again? 494 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,274 - No. 495 00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,650 - Daddy. 496 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:03,484 - Forget it. 497 00:24:04,569 --> 00:24:07,447 - What does your friend do in the library? 498 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,990 - I haven't the slightest idea. 499 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:17,498 - Is that the kind of work he wants to do? 500 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,250 - Why? 501 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,753 - I won, Daddy. - Good girl. 502 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:23,588 - I won! 503 00:24:23,588 --> 00:24:25,256 I won! 504 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:26,090 I beat him, daddy! 505 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,175 Why did you let her win? 506 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,009 - I didn't let her. 507 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:28,843 She beat me. 508 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,596 - Come on, even Ron lets her win, and he's a semi-pro. 509 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:34,432 - That's my baby! 510 00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:35,266 - All right. 511 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,350 It's time to go brush your teeth. 512 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,393 - 10 more minutes? 513 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:38,978 - It's late. - Oh, 10 more minutes? 514 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,229 Please? 515 00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,063 It's late. 516 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,440 Do you know what time it is? 517 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,193 - So, she'll sleep 10 minutes later in the morning. 518 00:24:45,193 --> 00:24:46,277 Oh, Ben. 519 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,362 - My tchotchkeleh, right? 520 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:49,989 Want to take a drive or go to the movies? 521 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,532 What? 522 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,284 Oh, I don't know. 523 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,160 - Brush your teeth. 524 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:54,994 Be good. 525 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:05,171 Leave her alone. 526 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,172 She'll get tired of him. 527 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,900 - Klugman, Klugman, can I talk to you a minute? 528 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,152 Would you take the main information desk this morning? 529 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:29,153 Erickson just called. 530 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,905 His mother's not well, and he can't come in. 531 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:33,324 There's always something, always. 532 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:48,714 - Hi, sweetie, how are you? 533 00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,310 - Hey, mister, where's the art section? 534 00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:04,313 - The what? 535 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:05,481 - Art section. 536 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:08,276 - Spell it. 537 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:09,151 - A-R-T. 538 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:13,614 - Art, you mean art, art books, reproductions? 539 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:14,615 - Yeah, them. 540 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:17,034 - Well, we got them in a lot of different places. 541 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:18,244 Which artist are you interested in? 542 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:19,287 - All of them. 543 00:26:21,455 --> 00:26:22,456 - Okay. 544 00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:24,083 I'll tell you what you do. 545 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,002 You walk all the way across the floor there. 546 00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:27,336 You see that staircase? 547 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:28,629 You see it over there? 548 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:29,755 - Yeah. 549 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,507 You take that staircase up one flight, 550 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:35,303 and you follow the arrow to where it says "stack three." 551 00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:36,178 Can you remember that, 552 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,054 stack three? 553 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,224 Someone up there will show you the way. 554 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:43,686 Go ahead. 555 00:26:43,686 --> 00:26:44,478 It's all right. 556 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,313 Go ahead. 557 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:50,943 - What'd you let him in for? 558 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:52,403 - It's a public library. 559 00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:54,030 - You know where I found him yesterday? 560 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,990 In the stacks, looking at the nudes. 561 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:58,409 He was hiding there all morning. 562 00:26:58,409 --> 00:26:59,744 - Did you throw him out? 563 00:26:59,744 --> 00:27:01,746 - Of course I threw him out. 564 00:27:01,746 --> 00:27:03,372 You know what those boys do up there? 565 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:05,583 - Oh, John, I don't think they do it right there. 566 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:06,417 - They do so. 567 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:07,376 I've seen them. 568 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,419 Not out in the open of course, 569 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,463 but you can tell what they're doing. 570 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:12,840 - Johnny, why don't you let 'em alone? 571 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,300 - I'm gonna go see Mr. Scapello 572 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:17,178 and tell him to send somebody to come and get him. 573 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,721 - John. 574 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:20,806 Gloria, watch the desk a minute, will you? 575 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:22,475 John. 576 00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:23,309 John, John, 577 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,812 John, you want to give Mr. Scapello an ulcer 578 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:28,981 so soon after his egg-and-pepper sandwich? 579 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:29,774 I'll get him. 580 00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:30,900 I got to go over there anyway. 581 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:34,070 - I think it's disgusting what they do up here. 582 00:27:34,070 --> 00:27:35,488 - Don't worry about it, Johnny. 583 00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:36,739 They're the ones who are gonna get warts 584 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:38,449 all over their dirty little hands. 585 00:27:57,468 --> 00:27:59,553 - Hey, mister, what is this place? 586 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,398 - That's Tahiti. 587 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:12,191 It's an island in the Pacific Ocean. 588 00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:15,945 - That ain't no place you could go, is it, 589 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,530 like a resort? 590 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,949 - Mmm, you could go there, I suppose. 591 00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:20,950 It's very far. 592 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:22,785 People live there. 593 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:30,334 - Look at this one. 594 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:32,002 Man, ain't that the life? 595 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,462 Who took these pictures? 596 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:37,508 - No, he didn't take them, he painted them. 597 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:40,469 Paul Gauguin, he was a Frenchman. 598 00:28:40,469 --> 00:28:42,263 - He's a white man or a colored man? 599 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,307 - He's white. 600 00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,310 - Ah, I knew that. 601 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:54,608 Hey, look at this one. 602 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,819 Man, ain't that the life? 603 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:00,364 Yeah, it sure is. 604 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,745 - There he is. 605 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:06,620 Hey. 606 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,372 Oh. 607 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,707 - Hurry up or we'll miss our plane. 608 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:10,541 - Okay, okay. 609 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:13,127 Listen, you're gonna sit with Julie because Carlotta's off. 610 00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:13,961 Okay? 611 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:14,962 - What do you mean I'm gonna sit with Julie? 612 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,338 - We're taking Ron to the airport 613 00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:17,173 and Julie doesn't wanna come. 614 00:29:17,173 --> 00:29:18,799 - Come on. - We'll be right back. 615 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:23,721 In a minute. 616 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,977 - Hey, do I get all the cake and milk I want? 617 00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:42,782 Close the door. 618 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,575 There's air conditioning. 619 00:30:02,218 --> 00:30:04,929 I'm glad you've decided you're going to stay with me. 620 00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:07,223 - So am I. 621 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:08,933 Wanna play five-and-two? 622 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:10,935 - No. 623 00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:11,769 - Why not? 624 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,067 Wanna read a book report I wrote? 625 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,653 - No, not now. 626 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,572 - What do you want to do? 627 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:24,532 - Why do we have to do anything? 628 00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:26,408 Why don't you go watch television. 629 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:28,410 - All right. 630 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,432 You better wash that, or you'll get diarrhea. 631 00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:17,227 They're not washed yet. 632 00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:24,443 - Where's Ron going? 633 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:25,527 - Columbus. 634 00:32:26,445 --> 00:32:27,446 - What for? 635 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,364 - To see Harriette. 636 00:32:28,364 --> 00:32:29,365 They're in love. 637 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:32,868 What did you do with the cherries? 638 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:33,702 - What cherries? 639 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,537 - You put them in your pocket. 640 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:38,248 - Wanna play Ping-Pong? 641 00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:39,667 - Can I serve? 642 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:44,672 - Yeah, when it's your turn to. 643 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,140 - Can I take that one over? 644 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,184 I hurt my finger yesterday! 645 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,018 No, no, come on. 646 00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:58,852 Give me the ball. 647 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:00,270 Come on, come on! 648 00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:04,525 - Oh, can, 649 00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:06,485 oh, please, my shoelace came untied. 650 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,153 Can I take that one? 651 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:08,988 - Certainly not. 652 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,656 Let's go, let's go! 653 00:33:18,539 --> 00:33:19,915 - You leaned over the table! 654 00:33:19,915 --> 00:33:21,417 That's not legal! 655 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:22,251 - Three-nothing. 656 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:23,711 It's my serve! 657 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:24,670 - You're a cheater! 658 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:25,504 I hate you! 659 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:29,508 I'm gonna tell everybody you were stealing fruit! 660 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:50,654 - You wanna take this book out? 661 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,364 - What? 662 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:54,199 - You... 663 00:33:57,953 --> 00:34:02,499 Oh, I'm sorry, there's a hold on this book of Gauguin- 664 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:03,417 - What? 665 00:34:03,417 --> 00:34:04,251 - There's... 666 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:11,759 Somebody called us and asked us to hold this book for them. 667 00:34:11,759 --> 00:34:14,303 You put your name and address on this card, 668 00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:18,140 and when the book is free, I'll send you a notice. 669 00:34:18,140 --> 00:34:18,974 - What? - Quiet! 670 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,604 - I'll send you a notice! 671 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:24,855 - Any problem? - What? 672 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:26,607 Huh? 673 00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:27,441 No. 674 00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:31,528 - You're going on a vacation tomorrow, aren't you? 675 00:34:31,528 --> 00:34:32,446 - Yes. 676 00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:33,906 - Well, you need it. 677 00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:38,494 - Natasha, Natasha, watch the desk a second, will you? 678 00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:39,453 I'll be right back. 679 00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:47,336 Listen, you want this book? 680 00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:49,671 - I haven't done anything wrong. 681 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,048 I haven't written in a book or nothing. 682 00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:52,674 You could search me. 683 00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:53,926 - I know you haven't done anything wrong. 684 00:34:53,926 --> 00:34:54,968 Come on down here. 685 00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:06,271 Come here. 686 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,733 Now if you like the book so much, why not take it home. 687 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,860 Do you have a library card? 688 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:12,694 - No, sir. 689 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,488 I haven't done anything wrong. 690 00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:16,865 No, no. 691 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,158 A library card is what we give you 692 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,284 so you can take books home. 693 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,245 Then you wouldn't have to come down here every day. 694 00:35:21,245 --> 00:35:24,248 You could take the book right home with you. 695 00:35:24,248 --> 00:35:26,834 - Why don't you want me around here? 696 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:29,086 - I didn't say I didn't want you here. 697 00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:31,255 - I like it here. 698 00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:34,174 - I know, but the trouble is, someday, 699 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,678 somebody's gonna wanna take this book out of here sometime. 700 00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:39,555 Aren't you worried about that? 701 00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:40,764 - Why should I be worried? 702 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,057 Nobody done it yet. 703 00:35:46,103 --> 00:35:48,480 - And he comes in every day in the morning. 704 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,733 Every day, and he always takes out the same book. 705 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,735 And he just sits there in the corner on the floor 706 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,571 just looking at the same pictures. 707 00:35:57,447 --> 00:35:58,991 - I'm absolutely stuffed. 708 00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,117 - You eat like a bird. 709 00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:04,121 - Neil, what does your father do? 710 00:36:04,121 --> 00:36:04,955 - For a living? 711 00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:07,749 - My mother was wondering. 712 00:36:07,749 --> 00:36:08,876 - He's a cat burglar. 713 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,962 - Seriously. - Really, he's a cat burglar. 714 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:13,755 I don't know. 715 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:14,965 Tell her anything you want. 716 00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:15,799 A merchant. 717 00:36:15,799 --> 00:36:17,551 Tell her my father runs a store. 718 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,469 Why don't you live with your parents in Arizona? 719 00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,138 Because I'm grown up, 720 00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:21,972 or I'm supposed to be grown up 721 00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:22,806 and I can't pick up 722 00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,267 and follow my parents wherever they go. 723 00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:27,811 Then why do you stay with your aunt and uncle? 724 00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,271 Do I really have to explain to your mother 725 00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:31,106 why I live where I do? 726 00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:32,232 It's not just my mother. 727 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,317 I wanted to know too. 728 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:36,486 Are you cold? 729 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,281 - No. - Do you wanna go home? 730 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,575 Not unless you do. 731 00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:45,037 Neil, what about the library? 732 00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:47,414 Who wants to know about that? 733 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,917 - My father. - And you? 734 00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:50,834 And me. 735 00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:54,755 - I don't know. 736 00:36:54,755 --> 00:36:55,881 What about the library? 737 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,132 It's not my life's work, 738 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,634 but it's okay for now. 739 00:37:00,177 --> 00:37:01,637 I sold shoes once. 740 00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:04,431 Then when I got out of the Army 741 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,850 they put me to work in my Uncle Aaron's real-estate company 742 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,018 for a couple of months. 743 00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:09,895 Eh. 744 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,065 I liked the Army better than both of those, 745 00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:15,734 and I like the library better than both of those too. 746 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,570 Answer your question? 747 00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,614 - I don't see why it should make you angry. 748 00:37:21,531 --> 00:37:22,616 - I'm not angry. 749 00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:26,370 How can I make you understand? 750 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,580 You wanna know what my plans are for the future. 751 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,874 I'm not planning anything. 752 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:32,584 Besides, I'm not a planner. 753 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:33,502 I'm a liver. 754 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,837 - I'm a pancreas. 755 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,563 The leaves have begun to turn 756 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:35,605 and redden on the trees. 757 00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:40,569 Smoking fires line fraternity row- 758 00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:42,904 - That's just Ron playing his Columbus record. 759 00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,407 - No kidding. 760 00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,190 - Has the loveliest girls in the country 761 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:20,025 because of the industry out here. 762 00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,402 I'll drink to that. 763 00:39:22,402 --> 00:39:23,737 And- 764 00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:31,453 - Will you be happy if you break it? 765 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,497 Will you stop worrying for two minutes? 766 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,169 Where is she at 1:00? 767 00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:40,545 - What do you want from her? 768 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:43,465 She's a college girl now, big girl. 769 00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:44,716 She's not a baby anymore. 770 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,888 - She only does it to aggravate me. 771 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,765 She meets a lot of boys from a nice family. 772 00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:54,184 Would it kill her to bring home one of them for a change? 773 00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:56,186 - How do you know he's not from a nice family? 774 00:39:57,354 --> 00:39:59,481 - Why do you always stick up for her? 775 00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:00,607 Whatever I say is wrong. 776 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:01,566 She's always right. 777 00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:03,276 - What did I say? 778 00:40:03,276 --> 00:40:04,861 All I said was, how do you know that he's not- 779 00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:05,987 - Her against me. 780 00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:07,030 You always do that. 781 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:10,450 All right. 782 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,576 Let her ruin her life. 783 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:14,746 Who cares what she winds up with? 784 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,540 It won't be on my conscience. 785 00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:17,999 - I'd like to know what you're starting up again. 786 00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:20,335 I mean, what are you starting up again for? 787 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,586 What do you want from her? 788 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:22,796 I'm telling you, keep it up, 789 00:40:22,796 --> 00:40:25,006 she'll end up marrying a ditchdigger for spite! 790 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:25,841 You hear? 791 00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:30,971 Turn off the set. 792 00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:37,060 Will you turn off the set, please? 793 00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:47,070 - Good night. 794 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,198 - Good night. 795 00:40:55,162 --> 00:40:56,288 Don't, Neil. 796 00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:57,122 - Why not? 797 00:40:58,582 --> 00:40:59,624 - I could fall in love with you. 798 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:00,917 I don't want to right now. 799 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:01,751 - Why? 800 00:41:03,003 --> 00:41:04,588 - Don't I want to? 801 00:41:04,588 --> 00:41:06,339 - Why could you fall in love with me? 802 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:11,887 - Well, I like the way you look. 803 00:41:11,887 --> 00:41:13,221 - Is that all? 804 00:41:16,558 --> 00:41:18,435 - I like your body. 805 00:41:18,435 --> 00:41:20,228 - I like your mind. 806 00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,396 - You don't like my body? 807 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:22,397 - No, no. 808 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:23,815 - Then it's denied you. 809 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,451 I don't want to make love now. 810 00:41:34,451 --> 00:41:35,285 - Why? 811 00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:39,456 - I don't know. 812 00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:40,749 I just don't feel like it. 813 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,001 - Never? 814 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:47,464 - No. 815 00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:50,467 I just don't feel like it now. 816 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:52,844 - When? 817 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:56,848 - The next time I feel like it. 818 00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:03,271 - Brenda, B-B-Brenda. 819 00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:04,940 - What? 820 00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:06,191 Brenda, could I see you for just a second, please? 821 00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:09,653 Could I see you? 822 00:42:09,653 --> 00:42:10,487 Come here, come here. 823 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:12,781 Please come over here for a second. 824 00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:13,615 - What's the matter? 825 00:42:13,615 --> 00:42:16,493 - Could you come over to the car for a second? 826 00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:17,577 - You come here. 827 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:18,870 - I can't. 828 00:42:20,997 --> 00:42:22,749 - Will you call me when you get home? 829 00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:26,670 - After my cold shower or just before? 830 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:28,088 - What? 831 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:31,258 Come here. 832 00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:32,092 Come over here. 833 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:32,926 - It's not listed. 834 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:34,511 It's my private phone number. 835 00:42:34,511 --> 00:42:36,221 - Oh, Brenda. 836 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:37,347 - No. 837 00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:38,515 It's 242-9970. 838 00:42:39,808 --> 00:42:40,642 - Brenda! 839 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:43,520 Oooh. 840 00:43:59,596 --> 00:44:00,680 - Neil? 841 00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:02,974 Brenda, are you in bed? 842 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:03,808 - Yes. 843 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:04,601 Are you? 844 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:05,727 Yes. 845 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,813 - I'm in bed with you. 846 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,940 And I'm in bed with you. 847 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:12,233 - You know, I have the shades drawn, 848 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:14,361 so it's very dark and I can't see you. 849 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:17,155 I can't see you either. 850 00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:20,742 - That was so nice, kissing you, Neil. 851 00:44:21,993 --> 00:44:23,536 I'm still kissing you. 852 00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,999 - Will you go to sleep kissing me? 853 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,168 I won't go to sleep at all. 854 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,211 - Don't say goodbye. 855 00:44:32,629 --> 00:44:33,463 I won't. 856 00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:36,091 - I love you, Neil. 857 00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:49,604 - What's he doing? 858 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,773 He's in the closet making a phone call. 859 00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:53,024 That's what he's doing. 860 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,665 - You really mind taking me to this party, don't you? 861 00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:09,791 - A little. 862 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:12,919 - I just thought you might like to meet some of my friends. 863 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:13,753 - Why? 864 00:45:17,424 --> 00:45:19,634 - Great, fantastic! - Oh, thank you, Josh. 865 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,553 Do you know that I've read every book? 866 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,017 - Scotch and water, please. 867 00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:29,561 - Since we got married. 868 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:37,736 - Phi Ep, right? 869 00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:39,404 - What? 870 00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:41,156 Give me that drink, will you? 871 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:43,908 - ZBT. 872 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,910 No. 873 00:45:54,419 --> 00:45:55,628 - Sammy! 874 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:58,465 No! 875 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,302 - Dartmouth, right? 876 00:46:02,302 --> 00:46:03,386 - No, no, no! 877 00:46:06,222 --> 00:46:07,265 I don't want to go. 878 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,933 I'm having a wonderful time. 879 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:10,560 - We can leave any time you want to. 880 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,519 - I don't wanna leave. 881 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:12,520 I don't wanna leave. 882 00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:17,066 Hey, hey. 883 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,485 Hey! 884 00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:20,445 - Excuse me. - Phi Ep. 885 00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:21,571 - Neil. 886 00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:22,405 - Wait a minute. 887 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:23,239 This is very important. 888 00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,073 Wait a minute, I'll get it. 889 00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:24,908 Sammy. - No. 890 00:46:24,908 --> 00:46:26,743 - Just a second, just a second. 891 00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:29,037 Dartmouth! - That's right. 892 00:46:29,037 --> 00:46:29,871 - How are you? 893 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:30,705 How are you? 894 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:31,539 You know who's here? 895 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:32,373 You'll never guess who, 896 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:33,208 in a million years, who's here. 897 00:46:33,208 --> 00:46:34,042 Come here! 898 00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:34,876 Hey, hey. 899 00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:35,710 Just a moment. 900 00:46:35,710 --> 00:46:36,544 This is very important. 901 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:37,378 He's here. 902 00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:38,213 Dartmouth! 903 00:46:38,213 --> 00:46:39,464 - Yeah? - Dartmouth! 904 00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,132 - Dartmouth! 905 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:41,966 - Hey! 906 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:42,759 How are you? 907 00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:43,635 - Terrific. 908 00:46:43,635 --> 00:46:44,469 - '66. 909 00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:45,553 - '64! 910 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,222 - What's the matter? 911 00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:48,056 I'm having a wonderful time. 912 00:46:48,056 --> 00:46:48,932 I don't wanna leave. 913 00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:50,558 I came to make 10 new friends. 914 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,477 Now, I've only made seven so far. 915 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:53,311 Whoo-hoo. 916 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:55,021 I think I see another person. 917 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,815 I'll introduce you. 918 00:46:56,815 --> 00:46:58,650 - Hello, Brenda. - I don't think it's funny. 919 00:46:58,650 --> 00:46:59,484 - Hello, Don. 920 00:46:59,484 --> 00:47:01,569 - All right, who was that? 921 00:47:01,569 --> 00:47:02,403 - Don Farber. 922 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:03,613 The boy I was engaged to. 923 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:06,032 He plays basketball with Ron. 924 00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:06,866 - Ah. 925 00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:09,786 One of the fabulous Farber brothers! 926 00:47:09,786 --> 00:47:11,830 I didn't recognize him without his little shorts 927 00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:12,789 and his little shoes 928 00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:15,166 and those other four guys that are always... 929 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,919 - My mother and father adore him. 930 00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,254 - Well, that's reason enough right there 931 00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,296 to break up with him. 932 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,006 - Yeah, it was. 933 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:26,386 - How about the fellow in the blue blazer? 934 00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:27,345 Were you engaged to him too? 935 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,639 - He was my boyfriend in the tenth grade. 936 00:47:29,639 --> 00:47:30,598 - Really? 937 00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:31,641 How about the guy in white pants? 938 00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:32,475 How about him? 939 00:47:32,475 --> 00:47:33,309 - He was my boyfriend in 11th grade. 940 00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:34,394 - Didn't you go to summer school? 941 00:47:34,394 --> 00:47:36,020 - Don't you have any old girlfriends? 942 00:47:36,062 --> 00:47:38,356 - No, no, just chew them up, throw them away. 943 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:39,566 - I like to keep mine. 944 00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:41,943 - Like a collection, preserved and mummified. 945 00:47:41,943 --> 00:47:43,778 - Thank you very much. 946 00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:45,822 - What? Heh, what are you mad? 947 00:47:45,822 --> 00:47:47,365 Huh, what is it, are you mad? 948 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:48,491 - What do you think? 949 00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:52,495 - They sound like my father's generation. 950 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:55,748 - Listen, you should be doing half as well as most of them. 951 00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:56,583 - In what way? 952 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:57,500 Making money? 953 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,294 - That is nothing to be ashamed of. 954 00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:01,337 It really kills you, doesn't it? 955 00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:02,630 The kind of job I have? 956 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,215 - What do you expect me to say, 957 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:05,049 that I'm proud of it, 958 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,093 that I'd like you to spend your life there? 959 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,595 - People do, you know. 960 00:48:08,595 --> 00:48:10,805 - That's just fine if that's what you want to do. 961 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,557 - I don't know what I want to do. 962 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:13,600 I know what I don't wanna do. 963 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,184 I don't wanna spend the rest of my life 964 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,728 grubbing around for money as if nothing else 965 00:48:16,769 --> 00:48:17,979 in the world existed. 966 00:48:17,979 --> 00:48:18,771 - Like who? 967 00:48:19,898 --> 00:48:20,815 Like my friends? 968 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:21,774 Is that what you're implying? 969 00:48:21,774 --> 00:48:22,775 Or maybe my family? 970 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:23,985 - Yeah, your family. 971 00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:25,612 Your family and your friends. 972 00:48:25,612 --> 00:48:26,571 - What would you like to do, 973 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,323 grow a beard and sleep in the park? 974 00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:29,157 - I don't know. 975 00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:30,325 Part of me. 976 00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:31,743 - Then just do it! 977 00:48:31,743 --> 00:48:32,577 Do something. 978 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:33,411 Don't just stand there 979 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:34,746 and look down your nose at everything. 980 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:39,167 - Don't you think I know that? 981 00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:40,585 I can't go all the way on either side. 982 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:42,337 They both seem so ridiculous to me. 983 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:44,213 Everything does. 984 00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,760 I can't take anything seriously. 985 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:01,898 - Make love to me. 986 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,737 You do love me, don't you? 987 00:49:07,737 --> 00:49:08,696 I mean I'll let you make love to me 988 00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:11,157 whether you do or not, so you can tell me the truth. 989 00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:12,408 - Stay away from me, will you please. 990 00:49:12,408 --> 00:49:13,242 What? 991 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:17,038 Just stay away from me, okay? 992 00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:18,289 - I don't understand. 993 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:21,668 I don't understand. 994 00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:24,837 You do, don't you? 995 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:25,672 - What? 996 00:49:25,672 --> 00:49:26,506 - Love me. 997 00:49:26,506 --> 00:49:27,715 - No. 998 00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:28,925 - I want you to. 999 00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:31,552 - What about the kind of job I have? 1000 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:33,262 No plans for the future, you know. 1001 00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:38,059 - If you love me, there won't be anything to worry about. 1002 00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:42,563 - Well, then, of course I love you. 1003 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:58,830 - Let's take off all our clothes and go swimming. 1004 00:49:58,830 --> 00:49:59,664 - Are you crazy? 1005 00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:01,082 There's 100 people up there. 1006 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,501 - But that's what makes it fun. 1007 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,586 Listen, you go in first, 1008 00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:07,672 and I'll close my eyes and wait for you. 1009 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:08,506 And then when you come back, 1010 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,717 you'll surprise me with the cold. 1011 00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:12,468 - You really like games, don't you? 1012 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:14,971 - Go ahead, I'll close my eyes. 1013 00:50:14,971 --> 00:50:15,805 - You go in. 1014 00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:19,058 - Will you close your eyes? 1015 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:19,851 - No. 1016 00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:22,895 - Let's both go in. 1017 00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:23,855 Okay? 1018 00:50:23,855 --> 00:50:25,064 - I'd rather kiss you. 1019 00:50:25,064 --> 00:50:26,357 - No, I want to go swimming first. 1020 00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,191 - Go ahead. 1021 00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:28,860 Go on, go on, go on. 1022 00:51:55,321 --> 00:51:56,989 - Ron's getting married! 1023 00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:58,157 - When? - Labor Day! 1024 00:51:58,157 --> 00:51:59,492 He's marrying Harriette! 1025 00:51:59,492 --> 00:52:01,035 I'm gonna be a sister-in-law! 1026 00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:02,745 - You are? 1027 00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:03,704 - Hi. 1028 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:04,539 I'm gonna be a sister-in-law. 1029 00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:05,373 - Yes, I heard that. 1030 00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:06,374 When did that happen? 1031 00:52:06,374 --> 00:52:07,250 - This afternoon. 1032 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,336 They talked long-distance for half an hour, 1033 00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:12,171 and Harriette's gonna fly in next week 1034 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:14,006 for an enormous wedding. 1035 00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:15,508 My mother and father are going crazy. 1036 00:52:15,508 --> 00:52:16,759 They've got to order flowers, 1037 00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:18,427 write out invitations and all that stuff 1038 00:52:18,427 --> 00:52:19,762 and they have no time to do it. 1039 00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:22,098 The whole family is in an uproar. 1040 00:52:22,098 --> 00:52:24,684 Oh, and my father's taking Ron into the business. 1041 00:52:24,684 --> 00:52:26,853 He's gonna start him at $200 a week, 1042 00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:28,938 and then he'll have to work his way up from there, 1043 00:52:28,938 --> 00:52:31,190 which will take him until October. 1044 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:33,276 - I thought he was gonna be a gym teacher. 1045 00:52:33,276 --> 00:52:34,318 - Not now. 1046 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:35,903 He has responsibilities. 1047 00:52:37,029 --> 00:52:38,698 Come on upstairs. I'll take you to your room. 1048 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:48,040 - I'd rather take you to your room. 1049 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:48,875 - Maybe. 1050 00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:49,709 - All night? 1051 00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:50,543 Get up early and go back to my room. 1052 00:52:50,543 --> 00:52:51,627 We'll set the alarm. 1053 00:52:51,627 --> 00:52:52,461 - And wake up everybody in the house? 1054 00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:53,754 - I'll wake myself up. 1055 00:52:53,754 --> 00:52:56,465 I can do that easy when I have to. 1056 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,425 Front. 1057 00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:58,259 Front, please. 1058 00:52:58,259 --> 00:52:59,093 - Come on. 1059 00:53:06,392 --> 00:53:07,226 - Oh, yes. 1060 00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:08,227 This is very nice. 1061 00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:09,020 I like your room better. 1062 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:10,313 Where is it? 1063 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:12,106 - It's at the other end of the hall. 1064 00:53:13,733 --> 00:53:14,567 Later. 1065 00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:17,236 - What happens if I can't wait? 1066 00:53:18,738 --> 00:53:20,031 - Start without me! 1067 00:53:57,818 --> 00:53:59,070 - Aunt Gladys, 1068 00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:01,197 leave me alone. 1069 00:54:04,325 --> 00:54:05,159 - Hi. 1070 00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:06,869 - Oh, hi. 1071 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:09,163 Hey, congratulations. 1072 00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:11,165 - Thanks. 1073 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,794 Been wanting to talk with you. 1074 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,287 - Well, this is really something, huh? 1075 00:54:49,287 --> 00:54:51,998 - Yeah. 1076 00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:53,207 - Getting married. 1077 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,041 - Yeah. 1078 00:54:57,253 --> 00:54:59,255 - So how does it feel? 1079 00:54:59,255 --> 00:55:00,131 - Better, thanks. 1080 00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:03,217 Farber smacked it under the boards, but I'll be able to play 1081 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:04,510 in the next game. 1082 00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:05,344 Thanks. 1083 00:55:06,721 --> 00:55:07,555 - No. 1084 00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:11,517 No, I meant getting married. 1085 00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:12,351 - Oh. 1086 00:55:13,269 --> 00:55:15,021 Okay, I guess. 1087 00:55:15,021 --> 00:55:16,022 I don't really know. 1088 00:55:16,022 --> 00:55:17,023 I'm not married yet. 1089 00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:25,448 Hey, you know anything about music? 1090 00:55:25,448 --> 00:55:26,824 - Yes, a little. 1091 00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:27,658 - You know I got 1092 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:30,202 all the Andre Kostelanetz records ever made? 1093 00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:31,287 You like Mantovani? 1094 00:55:31,287 --> 00:55:32,788 I got all of him too. 1095 00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:34,832 I think semi-classicals are really great. 1096 00:55:36,542 --> 00:55:38,002 And you can listen to my Columbus record 1097 00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:39,003 any time you'd like. 1098 00:55:43,132 --> 00:55:43,966 - Great. 1099 00:55:55,728 --> 00:55:56,687 - Company! 1100 00:55:56,729 --> 00:55:58,272 At a time like this! 1101 00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:00,691 That's just what I need! 1102 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:02,401 For two weeks yet! 1103 00:56:02,401 --> 00:56:04,987 - I asked you, Mother. 1104 00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:06,655 - You asked your father. 1105 00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,032 Well, I'm the one you should ask. 1106 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:10,451 He doesn't know what extra work this is for me. 1107 00:56:10,451 --> 00:56:12,828 - My God, you'd think we didn't have Carlotta and Jenny! 1108 00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:15,706 - Carlotta and Jenny cannot do everything. 1109 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:17,958 This is not the Salvation Army! 1110 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,668 - What the hell does that mean? 1111 00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:22,421 - You watch your tongue, young lady. 1112 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,340 That may be very well for your college friends, 1113 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:26,258 but not in this house! 1114 00:56:26,258 --> 00:56:27,093 - Will you stop that! 1115 00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:29,970 Don't you raise your voice to me. 1116 00:56:29,970 --> 00:56:31,555 When was the last time you lifted a finger 1117 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:32,765 to help around here? 1118 00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:35,726 I'm not a slave, I'm a daughter. 1119 00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:39,188 You ought to learn what it means to earn a living. 1120 00:56:39,188 --> 00:56:40,731 - Why? - Why? 1121 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,483 Do you really wanna know why? 1122 00:56:42,483 --> 00:56:45,027 Because all you think about is how pretty you are. 1123 00:56:45,027 --> 00:56:46,612 Well, you are gonna find out the world 1124 00:56:46,612 --> 00:56:48,697 doesn't owe you a living! 1125 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:50,699 - What is that supposed to mean? 1126 00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:52,451 - It means you should find out 1127 00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:54,745 how to earn some money and buy your own clothes. 1128 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,872 - My father earns all the money he needs. 1129 00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,249 - Oh, yes. 1130 00:56:58,249 --> 00:56:59,834 - What are you complaining about? 1131 00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:02,670 - When was the last time you washed the dishes? 1132 00:57:02,670 --> 00:57:03,629 - My God! 1133 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:05,131 Carlotta washes the dishes! 1134 00:57:05,131 --> 00:57:07,550 - Don't you "my God" me! 1135 00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:10,010 Oh, Mother, why the hell are you like this? 1136 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:12,304 - You bring a boy in this house, 1137 00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:14,640 a strange boy, are you listening to me? 1138 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,226 For two weeks, without even bothering to ask me. 1139 00:57:17,226 --> 00:57:18,602 A strange boy. 1140 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:20,980 Don't you run away from me when I'm talking to you! 1141 00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:23,482 Brenda is crying! 1142 00:57:23,482 --> 00:57:25,693 - You'll get yours, you little bastard! 1143 00:57:25,693 --> 00:57:26,527 - Brenda! - Mama! 1144 00:57:26,527 --> 00:57:27,486 Brenda cursed! 1145 00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:28,654 Brenda cursed at me! 1146 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:33,784 - Are we going to the Hellmans' or not? 1147 00:57:35,453 --> 00:57:36,871 Come on, hush, hush. 1148 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,374 - Goddamn her. 1149 00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:41,625 - Maybe I should go. 1150 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:44,044 - They're going visiting, thank God. 1151 00:57:44,044 --> 00:57:44,879 - Brenda. 1152 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:45,838 Brenda, look at me. 1153 00:57:45,838 --> 00:57:47,631 - I hope they never come back. 1154 00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:48,424 - Brenda. 1155 00:57:48,424 --> 00:57:49,300 Brenda! 1156 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:50,593 - Ron is still in his room. 1157 00:57:50,593 --> 00:57:51,719 His door is closed. 1158 00:57:51,719 --> 00:57:53,345 - You can't hear anybody walk here around here 1159 00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:55,764 because they all creep around in their sneakers. 1160 00:57:58,309 --> 00:58:00,019 It's Ron, really, getting married. 1161 00:58:00,019 --> 00:58:01,103 And me. 1162 00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:03,689 Now with Harriette a family member, they'll forget I even exist! 1163 00:58:03,689 --> 00:58:04,773 - That's okay with you. 1164 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,442 What is this? 1165 00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:07,735 What's in here? 1166 00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:08,611 Money! 1167 00:58:11,697 --> 00:58:12,531 - What is this? 1168 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:15,659 - Our old furniture. - Yeah? 1169 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:16,494 How old? 1170 00:58:17,536 --> 00:58:19,246 From when we were poor. 1171 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:22,458 - Come on. 1172 00:58:22,458 --> 00:58:23,417 Come on, will you? 1173 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:24,251 You're getting filthy. 1174 00:58:24,251 --> 00:58:25,085 Let's get out of here. 1175 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:30,382 - It's not here. - What? 1176 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,093 - I told you, the money. 1177 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:33,928 - You didn't tell me. 1178 00:58:33,928 --> 00:58:34,762 What money? 1179 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:39,642 What money? 1180 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:45,022 - When I was little and we just moved here, 1181 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,524 my father brought me up here, 1182 00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:50,361 brought me into this room one day, and he said that, 1183 00:58:52,571 --> 00:58:54,532 if anything ever happened to him, 1184 00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:57,493 he wanted me to know where there was some money 1185 00:58:57,493 --> 00:58:58,994 that I should have. 1186 00:58:58,994 --> 00:59:01,539 He said it was for me and not for anybody else. 1187 00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:06,210 That I should never tell anybody about it. 1188 00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:08,087 Not even Ron or my mother. 1189 00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:12,049 - How much was it? 1190 00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:15,094 - It was three 100 dollar bills. 1191 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:19,056 I'd never even seen one before. 1192 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:21,892 - Well, where is it? 1193 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:23,644 Maybe somebody stole it. 1194 00:59:23,644 --> 00:59:24,436 - I don't know! 1195 00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,689 I didn't even know it was missing until just now. 1196 00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:28,899 I guess he took it away. 1197 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,697 I always had everything, so I didn't need it. 1198 00:59:34,697 --> 00:59:37,449 I guess he knew I didn't need it and just took it away. 1199 00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:44,081 Why did you want it now? 1200 00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:46,333 - I don't know. 1201 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:52,256 I wanted to find it and rip it into 1,000 pieces 1202 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,550 and stuff the pieces in her purse. 1203 00:59:54,550 --> 00:59:55,467 And if it would've been there, 1204 00:59:55,467 --> 00:59:57,261 I swear that's what I would've done! 1205 00:59:59,847 --> 01:00:00,889 - I wouldn't let you. 1206 01:00:43,015 --> 01:00:44,516 - Make love to me. 1207 01:00:45,726 --> 01:00:47,895 - What? - Make love to me. 1208 01:01:00,908 --> 01:01:01,784 - Watch me. 1209 01:01:01,784 --> 01:01:03,243 The bird man dies tonight. 1210 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:06,914 Salad, Ronald. 1211 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,376 - Mother. 1212 01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:14,630 Can I have the gravy too, please? 1213 01:01:14,630 --> 01:01:15,756 - Salt. 1214 01:01:15,756 --> 01:01:19,093 Can I have the cabbage, Daddy? 1215 01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:21,095 - You're gonna get fat. - Am not. 1216 01:01:27,559 --> 01:01:28,394 - No. 1217 01:01:28,394 --> 01:01:29,645 No more for me, thank you. 1218 01:01:29,645 --> 01:01:30,562 - He eats like a bird. 1219 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:35,567 What do you want? 1220 01:03:18,545 --> 01:03:20,214 But the season was up and down. 1221 01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:22,758 By the time the first snow had covered the turf, 1222 01:03:22,758 --> 01:03:25,761 there was the sound of dribbling and the cry, "Up and in." 1223 01:03:25,761 --> 01:03:28,889 Well, good night, Brenda. 1224 01:03:28,889 --> 01:03:31,016 - Good night, Neil. - See you in the morning. 1225 01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:31,850 Mm-hmm. 1226 01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:34,102 Now we're ready for the Minnesota game, 1227 01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:37,940 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 1228 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:39,650 There'll be a hand of appreciation 1229 01:03:39,650 --> 01:03:40,818 from this capacity crowd- 1230 01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:43,111 - Well, I had my first day at work today. 1231 01:03:43,111 --> 01:03:43,946 - Oh? 1232 01:03:43,946 --> 01:03:44,780 How was it? 1233 01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:45,614 - Okay, I guess. 1234 01:03:45,614 --> 01:03:46,448 I was a little- 1235 01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:49,284 - And here comes Ron Patimkin dribbling out. 1236 01:03:51,912 --> 01:03:54,665 Ron, number 11, from Purchase, New York. 1237 01:03:54,665 --> 01:03:57,042 What a great season he's had. 1238 01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:59,670 For big Ron, it's his last game, 1239 01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:03,549 and it'll be some time before Buckeye fans forget him. 1240 01:04:05,384 --> 01:04:06,218 Number seven. 1241 01:04:06,218 --> 01:04:08,220 Here comes Larry Gardner. 1242 01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:10,389 Big number seven out onto the floor. 1243 01:04:10,389 --> 01:04:13,767 - Would you like to come to my room for a while and listen to a couple of records? 1244 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:14,810 - Not right now, Ron. 1245 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:15,686 I'm a little tired. 1246 01:04:15,686 --> 01:04:16,979 Thank you, though. 1247 01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:18,105 - Shut up, shut up. 1248 01:04:18,105 --> 01:04:19,439 Your mother's trying to sleep. 1249 01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:20,524 It's a workday tomorrow. 1250 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,025 Go to bed already. 1251 01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:27,698 - Who do you like better, Mantovani or Kostelanetz? 1252 01:04:27,698 --> 01:04:28,532 - I don't know. 1253 01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:29,408 I like them both. 1254 01:04:29,408 --> 01:04:30,242 - Me too. 1255 01:04:30,242 --> 01:04:31,618 That's all I play. 1256 01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:32,452 - Mm-hmm. 1257 01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:38,709 - Well, good night. 1258 01:04:38,709 --> 01:04:39,793 - Good night. 1259 01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:53,807 We offer ourselves to you, 1260 01:04:53,807 --> 01:04:56,351 then, world, and come at you- 1261 01:04:56,351 --> 01:04:57,644 - Did the television series 1262 01:04:57,644 --> 01:05:01,315 many years ago, I think around 1950, 1263 01:05:01,315 --> 01:05:04,151 before he was known at all. - Thank you and goodbye. 1264 01:05:04,151 --> 01:05:08,030 We will miss you in the fall, in the winter, in the spring, 1265 01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:10,324 but someday, we shall return. 1266 01:05:10,324 --> 01:05:13,368 Till then, goodbye, Ohio State. 1267 01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:14,703 Goodbye, red and white. 1268 01:05:15,704 --> 01:05:17,539 Goodbye, Columbus. 1269 01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,791 Goodbye, Columbus, goodbye. 1270 01:05:27,758 --> 01:05:28,967 - What are you thinking? 1271 01:05:31,637 --> 01:05:32,888 - I don't know. 1272 01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:36,600 - About me? 1273 01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:41,021 - No. 1274 01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:42,147 Your father. 1275 01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:43,148 - What about him? 1276 01:05:43,148 --> 01:05:44,232 - I like him. 1277 01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:48,278 - Has he asked you yet if you wanna go into business? 1278 01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:51,406 - Why? 1279 01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:52,824 Did he say something to you about it? 1280 01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:54,785 - No, but he will. 1281 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:57,162 Every single boy I go out with. 1282 01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:58,372 - Mmm. 1283 01:05:58,372 --> 01:06:00,332 Nice to be in such a nonexclusive club. 1284 01:06:02,876 --> 01:06:04,878 - Listen, he means well. 1285 01:06:06,588 --> 01:06:07,422 We don't have time. 1286 01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:08,340 - Shh, shh. 1287 01:06:17,349 --> 01:06:18,934 Oh, hey, say. 1288 01:06:18,934 --> 01:06:21,812 Now, listen, where'd you get the funny knuckles? 1289 01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:23,188 - What's funny about my knuckles? 1290 01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,565 - I know a doctor who could have your fingers fixed. 1291 01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:50,132 Morning, Mr. Patimkin. 1292 01:06:50,132 --> 01:06:51,383 - Good morning. 1293 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,220 - No, I cannot! 1294 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:57,139 I've only got a million things to do. 1295 01:06:57,139 --> 01:06:59,975 The man from the liquor store hasn't answered back yet. 1296 01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:02,436 I have to get down to the florist sometime today 1297 01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:04,646 to make a decision about the centerpieces. 1298 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:07,232 How can I ask Brenda? 1299 01:07:07,232 --> 01:07:10,152 She went to New York to buy a dress for the wedding. 1300 01:07:10,152 --> 01:07:11,695 Wait a minute, I'll ask Neil. 1301 01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,363 Neil, Brenda's friend. 1302 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:14,990 Neil! 1303 01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:16,241 I'll call you back later. 1304 01:07:17,284 --> 01:07:18,702 Neil, darling. 1305 01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:24,041 Could I ask you to do me a favor? 1306 01:07:24,041 --> 01:07:27,627 Mr. Patimkin has some silver patterns 1307 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,296 he wants me to look at. 1308 01:07:29,296 --> 01:07:32,174 Would you drive down to the store and pick them up for me? 1309 01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:40,348 - All right, let's get the truck loaded. 1310 01:07:40,348 --> 01:07:41,516 You're getting paid by the hour, 1311 01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:43,268 so let's get them in the truck already. 1312 01:07:43,268 --> 01:07:44,102 Come on! 1313 01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:53,737 Hey. 1314 01:07:53,737 --> 01:07:54,738 - Ron, how are you? 1315 01:07:54,738 --> 01:07:55,572 Where's your father? 1316 01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,240 - He's right inside. 1317 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:00,994 All right, let's keep working. 1318 01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:01,828 Come on. 1319 01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:02,662 Get those things loaded. 1320 01:08:02,662 --> 01:08:04,414 We don't have all day. 1321 01:08:04,414 --> 01:08:05,582 - What are you talking about? 1322 01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:07,000 I got them right in front, wait. 1323 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,211 In a minute, I'll have them. 1324 01:08:09,211 --> 01:08:10,045 No. 1325 01:08:10,045 --> 01:08:10,879 There it is. 1326 01:08:10,879 --> 01:08:12,464 Yeah, the ledgeback, number 945. 1327 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:14,633 What do you mean, they don't make it? 1328 01:08:14,633 --> 01:08:15,759 I had six last week! 1329 01:08:17,135 --> 01:08:18,678 Grossman, I'm telling you that I had 'em, 1330 01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:20,639 and I know they're still making 'em. 1331 01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:23,266 Yeah. 1332 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,142 Sit, sit. 1333 01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:24,976 Yeah. 1334 01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:27,312 Tomorrow? 1335 01:08:27,354 --> 01:08:29,189 What do you mean, tomorrow? 1336 01:08:29,189 --> 01:08:30,732 Don't give me that tomorrow business. 1337 01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:32,192 The world could blow up tomorrow. 1338 01:08:32,192 --> 01:08:33,068 Tomorrow. 1339 01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:36,029 Grossman, you listen to me. 1340 01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:38,949 Crap! 1341 01:08:39,991 --> 01:08:42,410 You're not the only one in town, my good friend. 1342 01:08:43,662 --> 01:08:44,746 Yeah. 1343 01:08:44,746 --> 01:08:46,873 That's more like it. 1344 01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:47,791 Fine. 1345 01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:50,210 Yeah, we'll be here till five, no later. 1346 01:08:50,210 --> 01:08:51,753 My kid will be here. 1347 01:08:51,753 --> 01:08:54,047 Yeah, I brought him into the business with me. 1348 01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:54,881 All right, Marty. 1349 01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:55,715 Bye-bye. 1350 01:08:57,843 --> 01:08:59,094 - Hey, Dad. 1351 01:08:59,094 --> 01:08:59,970 - Did you send them out to lunch? 1352 01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:01,972 - No, I thought I'd send some now and some later. 1353 01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:04,015 - Why? 1354 01:09:04,015 --> 01:09:05,642 - That way, somebody'll always be here. 1355 01:09:05,642 --> 01:09:06,810 - No fancy deals here. 1356 01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,979 We all go out to lunch the same time. 1357 01:09:08,979 --> 01:09:09,813 - All right. 1358 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:12,482 - College kids. 1359 01:09:13,984 --> 01:09:16,444 Four years in college, he can't even load a truck. 1360 01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:17,821 - Well, they don't teach too much 1361 01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:19,739 about truck loading anymore in college. 1362 01:09:22,242 --> 01:09:24,494 - And what do they teach in college? 1363 01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:26,204 About books? 1364 01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:28,331 A lot you can learn from books. 1365 01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:29,291 Let me tell you something. 1366 01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:32,836 In the real world, you need a little gonif in you. 1367 01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,963 You know what that means, gonif? 1368 01:09:34,963 --> 01:09:35,797 - Thief. 1369 01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:40,552 - You think I'm a schmuck, don't you? 1370 01:09:43,889 --> 01:09:45,599 - No, I don't think so. 1371 01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:46,433 - Thank you. 1372 01:09:47,601 --> 01:09:48,935 You kids. 1373 01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:49,853 The way you look at us 1374 01:09:49,895 --> 01:09:52,439 while we're out batting our brains out trying to make a living. 1375 01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,275 Like we're a bunch freaks and you're something special. 1376 01:09:55,275 --> 01:09:56,193 Let me tell you something. 1377 01:09:56,193 --> 01:09:58,278 When I was your age, I felt exactly like you do. 1378 01:09:58,278 --> 01:09:59,279 Huh? 1379 01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:00,113 Surprise you? 1380 01:10:04,159 --> 01:10:05,785 Yeah. 1381 01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:06,620 Grossman. 1382 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,455 Five o'clock today, the deal's off. 1383 01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:10,248 That's right, by five or forget it. 1384 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:38,944 Is this where you're sleeping? 1385 01:10:38,944 --> 01:10:40,528 - What are you doing? 1386 01:10:40,528 --> 01:10:41,446 - Contacts. 1387 01:10:48,328 --> 01:10:50,330 - Is everything in its place now? 1388 01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:03,385 - I can't believe a week could go by so fast. 1389 01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:04,970 - Let's slow the next one down. 1390 01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:08,598 - We don't have time. 1391 01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,225 - Shh, shh. - Listen, the whole house 1392 01:11:10,225 --> 01:11:13,478 is gonna be up in five minutes. 1393 01:11:13,478 --> 01:11:15,230 - I'll only take four. 1394 01:11:27,033 --> 01:11:29,077 Shh. - Oh, unfair. 1395 01:11:29,077 --> 01:11:31,621 Unfair. 1396 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:32,622 - Shh, Neil? 1397 01:11:33,707 --> 01:11:35,250 I spoke to my father last night about you 1398 01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:36,126 coming to the wedding. 1399 01:11:36,126 --> 01:11:37,085 - Mm-hmm. 1400 01:11:37,085 --> 01:11:38,503 I thought we weren't gonna talk about the wedding. 1401 01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:39,337 You promised. 1402 01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:41,423 - But I want you there. - I know. 1403 01:11:41,423 --> 01:11:43,758 She doesn't, your mother. 1404 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:45,051 Well, she's gonna be so hysterical 1405 01:11:45,051 --> 01:11:46,052 that she won't know who's there. 1406 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:48,972 - I don't want to talk about the wedding anymore. 1407 01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:53,977 Oh, my God, are you gonna start that again? 1408 01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:56,521 - What, should I love the fact 1409 01:11:56,563 --> 01:11:58,606 that you go back to school the day after the wedding? 1410 01:11:58,606 --> 01:12:00,483 - You don't have to bring it up every five minutes. 1411 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:01,526 - Well, I can't help it. 1412 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:02,736 I dread it. 1413 01:12:02,736 --> 01:12:03,570 - Me too. 1414 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:05,697 - You don't act like it. 1415 01:12:06,698 --> 01:12:08,867 - What, would you like it in writing? 1416 01:12:08,867 --> 01:12:09,701 - Maybe. 1417 01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:11,911 - Call my father's lawyer. 1418 01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:14,456 - Why do you think it's so peculiar 1419 01:12:14,456 --> 01:12:15,957 that I'd like some kind of commitment? 1420 01:12:15,957 --> 01:12:17,917 Some concrete assurance it won't all be over 1421 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,753 two days after you're back in school? 1422 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,508 May I know your name? 1423 01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:28,261 Well, you got the message. 1424 01:12:28,261 --> 01:12:29,095 Do you have the plan? 1425 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,183 I can't stand the slop in this joint. 1426 01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:34,142 We gotta bust out. 1427 01:12:34,142 --> 01:12:36,144 Are you in my cellblock? 1428 01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:42,108 What kind of a commitment would you like? 1429 01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:43,026 I don't know. 1430 01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,402 Some kind of sacrifice. 1431 01:12:44,402 --> 01:12:45,987 You know, something symbolic. 1432 01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:46,821 A gesture. 1433 01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:48,990 How about if I sacrifice my sister? 1434 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:49,824 - Nah. 1435 01:12:49,824 --> 01:12:50,700 Too young. 1436 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,951 - You want my mother? 1437 01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:53,078 - No. 1438 01:12:53,078 --> 01:12:53,912 Yech. Too old. 1439 01:12:53,912 --> 01:12:57,040 - Only one thing left, it's my sister-in-law's virginity. 1440 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,083 - Hey. 1441 01:12:58,083 --> 01:12:59,793 You think she and Ron ever did it? 1442 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:01,878 - Harriette? 1443 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:05,173 Not a chance. 1444 01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:06,007 - Come on. 1445 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:06,841 You kidding? 1446 01:13:06,841 --> 01:13:08,551 With all those pills, everybody does it. 1447 01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:09,719 - Not Harriette, she'll never do it. 1448 01:13:09,719 --> 01:13:11,096 Much too dirty. 1449 01:13:11,096 --> 01:13:13,098 - Hey, I meant to ask you. 1450 01:13:13,098 --> 01:13:14,099 About those pills, 1451 01:13:14,099 --> 01:13:16,142 don't you have to take them in the morning? 1452 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:19,062 Does it make any difference when you take it? 1453 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,355 I don't take them. 1454 01:13:37,664 --> 01:13:39,249 - What did you say? 1455 01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:40,583 - Hard. 1456 01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:41,418 Come on. 1457 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:43,837 - Brenda. 1458 01:13:44,963 --> 01:13:46,840 - Really hard. 1459 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,091 - What do you take? 1460 01:13:49,134 --> 01:13:50,343 - Nothing. 1461 01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:51,386 Turn off the water. 1462 01:13:51,386 --> 01:13:52,220 - Nothing? 1463 01:13:54,013 --> 01:13:55,598 - Listen, I tried the pills, but they made me fat, 1464 01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:56,933 they made me sick, 1465 01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:58,017 and besides every single day 1466 01:13:58,017 --> 01:14:00,687 you read something new about them in the paper. 1467 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,814 So I decided I was better off with nothing. 1468 01:14:06,276 --> 01:14:09,487 - Brenda, I'd like to talk to you about nothing. 1469 01:14:11,531 --> 01:14:12,574 You mean nothing? 1470 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:19,956 - Is that Julie getting up? 1471 01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:21,708 - You don't mean nothing. 1472 01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:23,084 - Hurry up, get out of here! 1473 01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:25,211 - That's all you're worried about? 1474 01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:26,880 That someone's gonna find me in here? 1475 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:27,881 - What's the matter with you? 1476 01:14:27,881 --> 01:14:29,966 Can't you hear that there's somebody getting up? 1477 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:31,426 - How can a sensible middle-class Jewish girl 1478 01:14:31,426 --> 01:14:33,178 go to bed every night after night with somebody 1479 01:14:33,178 --> 01:14:35,013 and not use any kind of precaution whatsoever? 1480 01:14:35,013 --> 01:14:37,348 Don't you know they make babies that way? 1481 01:14:37,348 --> 01:14:38,183 - What do you think? 1482 01:14:38,183 --> 01:14:39,517 That it's like what you read about in novels 1483 01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:40,351 or see in movies? 1484 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,187 All you do is go to bed with somebody once, 1485 01:14:42,228 --> 01:14:43,688 and bang, you have a baby? 1486 01:14:43,688 --> 01:14:45,773 - Yes, it's been known to happen. 1487 01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:48,026 All right, all right, just tell me this. 1488 01:14:48,026 --> 01:14:49,277 Will you tell me this? 1489 01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:50,737 Will you concede this much? 1490 01:14:50,737 --> 01:14:51,905 It's possible, right? 1491 01:14:51,905 --> 01:14:52,989 To get pregnant. 1492 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:55,658 I mean, one time is all that's really necessary, 1493 01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,118 in theory, for you to get pregnant. 1494 01:14:57,118 --> 01:14:58,620 Now that's possible, isn't it? 1495 01:14:58,620 --> 01:14:59,454 - Yes. 1496 01:14:59,454 --> 01:15:00,830 - All right, with my luck, you're pregnant. 1497 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:01,664 - You serious? 1498 01:15:01,664 --> 01:15:04,250 - I'm way the hell past serious, I'm suicidal. 1499 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,835 Will you cut that out for a minute? 1500 01:15:05,835 --> 01:15:06,711 Are you so spoiled 1501 01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:08,546 that you can't imagine the possibility of- 1502 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:10,256 - Shh. - Don't shush me! 1503 01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:11,633 - That you can't imagine the possibility 1504 01:15:11,633 --> 01:15:13,009 of something terrible happening to you? 1505 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:14,135 - Shh. 1506 01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:15,678 I don't want to discuss this anymore. 1507 01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:16,721 - Okay. 1508 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:17,555 Listen to me. 1509 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,598 You'll go to the doctor this afternoon. 1510 01:15:18,598 --> 01:15:20,308 You'll get some pills. 1511 01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:22,685 - I told you, they make me sick. 1512 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:23,770 - All of them? 1513 01:15:23,770 --> 01:15:24,979 - Lots of them. 1514 01:15:24,979 --> 01:15:26,064 - Okay, you keep trying. 1515 01:15:26,064 --> 01:15:27,565 They make all kinds of different kinds, 1516 01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:29,192 a hundred different kinds. 1517 01:15:29,192 --> 01:15:31,402 - Look, I'm not taking the pills, and that's the end of it. 1518 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:33,446 In the first place, you don't just take the pills, 1519 01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:35,907 you have to start taking them at a specific time. 1520 01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:39,661 - Then get a diaphragm. 1521 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:41,996 - Diaphragm? 1522 01:15:43,623 --> 01:15:44,707 What if I won't? 1523 01:15:59,764 --> 01:16:01,015 Oh, go to hell. 1524 01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:06,372 - Did you get it? 1525 01:17:06,372 --> 01:17:07,206 - Mm-hmm. 1526 01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:10,460 - Where is it? 1527 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,419 - I'm wearing it. 1528 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:14,297 - What? 1529 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:16,382 Brenda Patimkin. 1530 01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:20,094 Brenda Patimkin, I love you, I love you. 1531 01:17:24,182 --> 01:17:25,308 Come, my pussycat! 1532 01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:33,816 - Now that you have spoken the words and performed the rites 1533 01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:35,818 which unite your lives, 1534 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:40,198 I do hereby, in conformity with the faith of Israel 1535 01:17:40,198 --> 01:17:42,116 and in the eyes of God 1536 01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:45,411 and in accordance with the laws of the state of New York, 1537 01:17:45,411 --> 01:17:48,539 declare your marriage to be valid and binding, 1538 01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:52,335 and I pronounce you, Ronald, and you, Harriette, 1539 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:56,547 to be husband and wife before God and before all men. 1540 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,691 - Congratulations to you. - Thank you very much. 1541 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:00,153 - And to you too, sweetie. 1542 01:19:00,153 --> 01:19:02,196 Congratulations, sir. 1543 01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:03,865 - Thank you. - And lots of happiness 1544 01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:04,699 to you. 1545 01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:06,117 - Well, they got, they did it? 1546 01:19:06,117 --> 01:19:06,951 They got married. 1547 01:19:06,951 --> 01:19:07,785 Big weddings. 1548 01:19:10,163 --> 01:19:12,832 When I got married, who knew about big weddings? 1549 01:19:12,832 --> 01:19:13,875 You got married. 1550 01:19:13,875 --> 01:19:15,501 - I've gotta tell you. 1551 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:16,335 You look lovely. 1552 01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:17,170 Really, you do. 1553 01:19:17,170 --> 01:19:19,338 Absolutely adored everything and I love your son. 1554 01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:24,719 - I can't stand that Ehrlich woman. 1555 01:19:24,719 --> 01:19:25,595 - Congratulations. 1556 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:29,891 - Neil. - Hi. 1557 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:36,731 - Oh. 1558 01:19:36,731 --> 01:19:37,565 Seymour, mechaieh. 1559 01:19:37,565 --> 01:19:39,650 Today's gonna be the classiest affair of the year. 1560 01:19:39,650 --> 01:19:42,361 Nothing but the best for our kids, eh? 1561 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:44,989 - Ron was telling me you have a very interesting job. 1562 01:19:45,865 --> 01:19:47,825 - I work in the library. 1563 01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:48,659 - Wonderful! 1564 01:19:48,659 --> 01:19:51,162 You must get first crack at all the bestsellers. 1565 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:56,709 - Sometimes. 1566 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:57,543 - I hope I'm not 1567 01:19:57,543 --> 01:19:59,170 being too presumptuous in saying this, 1568 01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:00,421 but Ron and I were hoping that you 1569 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:02,632 and Brenda would double with us real soon. 1570 01:20:04,175 --> 01:20:05,384 Well, it sounds nice. 1571 01:20:11,182 --> 01:20:12,016 Excuse me. 1572 01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,570 - You're next! 1573 01:21:07,446 --> 01:21:09,740 I only get shikker at weddings and bar mitzvahs. 1574 01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:10,575 Come on, kitty. 1575 01:21:10,575 --> 01:21:11,409 Let's dance. 1576 01:21:11,409 --> 01:21:12,827 - Later, okay? - Later? 1577 01:21:12,827 --> 01:21:13,911 Promise? 1578 01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:16,122 Later, later, later. 1579 01:21:16,122 --> 01:21:17,832 Hey, Sonny, come on, take a picture. 1580 01:21:17,832 --> 01:21:18,791 Just Molly and me. 1581 01:21:18,791 --> 01:21:20,293 - Why not? 1582 01:21:20,293 --> 01:21:21,127 - Just Molly and me. 1583 01:21:21,127 --> 01:21:22,253 Take a picture. 1584 01:21:22,253 --> 01:21:23,170 Very nice, dear. 1585 01:21:23,170 --> 01:21:25,756 - Ready? - Ready. 1586 01:21:25,756 --> 01:21:27,383 Smile. 1587 01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:29,343 - Harry, what are you doing? 1588 01:21:29,343 --> 01:21:30,177 - "Harry." 1589 01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:32,179 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1590 01:21:40,730 --> 01:21:43,107 - Hi, you two lovebirds. 1591 01:21:43,107 --> 01:21:44,942 You're next. 1592 01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:46,235 By the way, sweetie, 1593 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:49,030 what have you been doing with yourself this summer? 1594 01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:50,323 - Growing a penis. 1595 01:21:57,747 --> 01:21:58,748 Mm. 1596 01:21:58,748 --> 01:21:59,916 You having a good time? 1597 01:21:59,916 --> 01:22:00,750 - Oh, wonderful. 1598 01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:02,460 - Great. 1599 01:22:16,766 --> 01:22:18,809 - I told them to pick out a house in the neighborhood. 1600 01:22:18,809 --> 01:22:20,686 Make it easy for us to visit them, you know, vice versa. 1601 01:22:20,728 --> 01:22:22,396 So they're gonna have a conference about it. 1602 01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:25,107 Everything today is a conference with the kids. 1603 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:43,668 - Are you meshugge? 1604 01:22:43,668 --> 01:22:45,378 It's way over 1,000 yards. 1605 01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:46,212 - Who are you calling meshugge? 1606 01:22:46,212 --> 01:22:49,382 - Let's measure it. 1607 01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:53,886 - What are they doing? 1608 01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,763 - That's Uncle Max and Uncle Manny. 1609 01:22:55,763 --> 01:22:58,182 They're in the carpet business together. 1610 01:22:58,182 --> 01:23:01,727 - Ah. 1611 01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:08,651 - Hello, Neil. 1612 01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:09,485 How are you? 1613 01:23:09,485 --> 01:23:10,695 Mind if I dance with Brenda? 1614 01:23:10,695 --> 01:23:12,655 - No, not at all, if she wants to. 1615 01:23:12,655 --> 01:23:13,489 - Okay? 1616 01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:14,323 - Come on. 1617 01:23:39,724 --> 01:23:40,558 - So? 1618 01:23:40,558 --> 01:23:41,684 You're Brenda's boyfriend, huh? 1619 01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:46,605 You got a good deal there, boy, if you don't louse it up. 1620 01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:47,440 - Thank you. 1621 01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:48,274 She's very beautiful. 1622 01:23:48,274 --> 01:23:49,775 - Beautiful, not beautiful. 1623 01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:52,445 If you're Aly Khan you worry about movie stars. 1624 01:23:52,445 --> 01:23:54,488 Me, I'm a practical man. 1625 01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:57,116 On the bottom, you gotta be. 1626 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:10,254 You know how old I was before I got married? 1627 01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:12,298 35 years old, and I still don't know 1628 01:24:12,298 --> 01:24:15,176 what the hell kind of a hurry I was in. 1629 01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:12,817 The son of a bitch who invented the fluorescent bulb 1630 01:25:12,817 --> 01:25:13,692 should drop dead. 1631 01:25:14,527 --> 01:25:16,487 They never wear out, those things, you know that? 1632 01:25:16,487 --> 01:25:19,365 They could burn for years. 1633 01:25:19,365 --> 01:25:20,449 - Leo! - Ben! 1634 01:25:22,660 --> 01:25:24,912 - Hey, you kids having a good time? 1635 01:25:24,912 --> 01:25:27,164 - It's a fine wedding, Mr. Patimkin. 1636 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,415 - Thank you, thank you. 1637 01:25:30,209 --> 01:25:31,043 - So? 1638 01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:31,877 - What do you think 1639 01:25:31,877 --> 01:25:33,254 of that brother of yours getting married? 1640 01:25:33,254 --> 01:25:34,588 - You like weddings, don't you, Daddy? 1641 01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:35,965 - I like my kids' weddings. 1642 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:39,885 - I didn't even own an automobile. 1643 01:25:39,885 --> 01:25:41,846 His brother and I don't own a car. 1644 01:25:41,846 --> 01:25:44,306 I take the train wherever I go. 1645 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:48,269 - Anything in the whole world that you want, 1646 01:25:49,562 --> 01:25:51,689 you know you can get them. 1647 01:25:58,946 --> 01:26:00,281 Because, Brenda, 1648 01:26:02,992 --> 01:26:04,994 you've been a good girl. 1649 01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:07,872 You get good marks in school, 1650 01:26:09,874 --> 01:26:14,879 and, you've given me a lot of naches, 1651 01:26:15,838 --> 01:26:16,672 a lot of joy. 1652 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:20,759 All my children have. 1653 01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:25,139 And believe me, for a million dollars, 1654 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,809 nobody in this world could buy that joy. 1655 01:26:30,561 --> 01:26:32,104 No, no, no, no, no. 1656 01:26:34,565 --> 01:26:37,151 Listen, I'm not kidding myself. 1657 01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:43,908 Ron is not the brainiest boy in the whole world. 1658 01:26:45,326 --> 01:26:47,328 But he's a nice boy. 1659 01:26:47,328 --> 01:26:49,288 He really is a nice boy. 1660 01:26:49,288 --> 01:26:53,876 And believe me, in these days, it's especially important. 1661 01:26:56,170 --> 01:26:58,088 I mean, because you read in the papers, 1662 01:26:59,381 --> 01:27:02,009 all the boys have, today, the children. 1663 01:27:03,177 --> 01:27:04,136 Get in trouble. 1664 01:27:06,263 --> 01:27:09,099 They don't have any sense of morals, you know? 1665 01:27:10,851 --> 01:27:12,144 I'll tell you the truth. 1666 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,565 I feel very sorry for their parents, 1667 01:27:18,150 --> 01:27:23,155 because I know how unhappy your mother and I would be 1668 01:27:23,322 --> 01:27:25,115 if we were in their position. 1669 01:27:27,326 --> 01:27:31,205 And I thank God every day, 1670 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:34,375 every day, 1671 01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:37,544 that I have children I can trust. 1672 01:27:41,465 --> 01:27:44,635 So when you go back to school, 1673 01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:47,429 and you're shivering and it's cold 1674 01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:48,847 and everything is miserable, 1675 01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:52,017 go to a store in Boston, 1676 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:58,023 buy yourself a leather coat with a fox-fur collar. 1677 01:28:01,402 --> 01:28:06,407 Now, what is wrong? 1678 01:28:06,615 --> 01:28:08,075 It's a wedding. 1679 01:28:08,075 --> 01:28:09,410 It's a wedding! 1680 01:28:09,410 --> 01:28:10,577 A celebration! 1681 01:28:33,183 --> 01:28:36,520 Anything my daughter wants is good enough for me. 1682 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,314 There's not a business in the world 1683 01:28:38,314 --> 01:28:39,898 can't use another person. 1684 01:29:06,175 --> 01:29:08,719 It's a hell of a wedding. - A-okay. 1685 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:15,517 Carlotta. 1686 01:29:16,393 --> 01:29:17,227 Flowers. 1687 01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:19,438 Ben, get Julie. 1688 01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:23,650 - Harry. 1689 01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:24,485 Harry. 1690 01:29:24,485 --> 01:29:26,904 Harry, wake up already! 1691 01:29:26,904 --> 01:29:28,822 - What? 1692 01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:30,324 I must have dozed. 1693 01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:41,543 - I know. 1694 01:29:41,543 --> 01:29:44,004 I know you're tired, darling, I know. 1695 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:45,130 I know, I know. 1696 01:29:45,130 --> 01:29:48,717 - I got more brains in my pinky 1697 01:29:49,843 --> 01:29:51,136 than my brother Ben 1698 01:29:53,263 --> 01:29:55,724 has in his whole body. 1699 01:30:00,312 --> 01:30:02,398 Why? 1700 01:30:03,399 --> 01:30:07,444 Why is he at the top and me at the bottom? 1701 01:30:07,444 --> 01:30:08,320 Why? 1702 01:30:09,279 --> 01:30:10,155 Why? 1703 01:30:11,198 --> 01:30:13,242 - Your wife and your child are exhausted. 1704 01:30:14,368 --> 01:30:15,202 Go home. 1705 01:30:20,833 --> 01:30:21,667 - You'll go, 1706 01:30:24,795 --> 01:30:25,963 you'll go far. 1707 01:30:28,882 --> 01:30:30,467 You're a smart boy. 1708 01:30:33,178 --> 01:30:34,096 Play it safe. 1709 01:30:36,014 --> 01:30:37,850 Don't louse things up. 1710 01:30:39,601 --> 01:30:42,938 The next time I see you, it'll be your wedding. 1711 01:31:19,766 --> 01:31:21,894 - Where were you? 1712 01:31:21,894 --> 01:31:22,728 - Looking for you. 1713 01:31:24,855 --> 01:31:27,608 - I went out for a walk with Don. 1714 01:31:29,902 --> 01:31:32,070 I drank too much and got sick. 1715 01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:35,908 I feel terrible. 1716 01:31:44,041 --> 01:31:48,462 What a horrible way to spend our last night together. 1717 01:33:06,248 --> 01:33:09,334 Neil, I have bad news, I can't come in next week. 1718 01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:11,003 I just got your letter. 1719 01:33:11,003 --> 01:33:12,379 Why don't you come up here. 1720 01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:14,464 I can't, really. 1721 01:33:14,464 --> 01:33:15,966 It's the Jewish holidays. 1722 01:33:15,966 --> 01:33:19,052 My aunt is having the whole family over for dinner. 1723 01:33:21,305 --> 01:33:24,975 - I'll get a hotel room. 1724 01:33:24,975 --> 01:33:27,352 - Certainly make it tempting. 1725 01:33:37,988 --> 01:33:40,073 Express coach to 1726 01:33:40,073 --> 01:33:45,078 Portsmith, Richmond, Portsmith.. 1727 01:33:45,996 --> 01:33:46,830 - Hi. 1728 01:33:46,830 --> 01:33:47,664 - Hello. 1729 01:33:52,586 --> 01:33:54,713 - Did you get my suitcase? 1730 01:33:54,713 --> 01:33:55,547 - Yeah. 1731 01:34:12,397 --> 01:34:15,233 - I have a reservation, Mr. And Mrs. Neil Klugman. 1732 01:34:16,276 --> 01:34:17,110 - Arthur! 1733 01:34:25,911 --> 01:34:26,828 Follow him. 1734 01:34:55,982 --> 01:34:57,818 Your heart's pounding. 1735 01:34:57,818 --> 01:34:59,069 - I know. 1736 01:34:59,069 --> 01:35:01,071 - Are you nervous? - No. 1737 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:13,709 - What's the matter? 1738 01:35:15,627 --> 01:35:17,379 Something the matter? 1739 01:35:21,299 --> 01:35:22,134 - Yes. 1740 01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:25,262 - Well, what is it? 1741 01:35:25,262 --> 01:35:27,347 You didn't mention anything on the phone. 1742 01:35:27,347 --> 01:35:29,433 - I only found out about it today. 1743 01:35:29,433 --> 01:35:30,267 - What? 1744 01:35:33,562 --> 01:35:34,896 - They found out about us. 1745 01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:41,027 About our sleeping together this summer. 1746 01:35:44,823 --> 01:35:45,657 - I don't get it. 1747 01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:50,203 - My mother found the thing. 1748 01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:51,037 - The diaphragm? 1749 01:35:52,372 --> 01:35:53,582 - Yes. 1750 01:35:53,582 --> 01:35:54,416 - Where? 1751 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:57,669 - She was cleaning out the dresser. 1752 01:36:00,881 --> 01:36:02,716 - The dresser in your home? 1753 01:36:02,716 --> 01:36:04,176 - Of course in my home. 1754 01:36:06,178 --> 01:36:07,721 - You left the thing home? 1755 01:36:07,721 --> 01:36:09,723 - Well, I didn't plan on using it here. 1756 01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:13,477 - Well, suppose I came up? 1757 01:36:13,477 --> 01:36:15,604 I mean, I mean, I have come up. 1758 01:36:15,604 --> 01:36:16,521 What about that? 1759 01:36:17,439 --> 01:36:19,149 - I thought I'd go home first. 1760 01:36:20,776 --> 01:36:22,986 - Couldn't you carry it with you like a toothbrush? 1761 01:36:22,986 --> 01:36:24,738 - Are you trying to be funny? 1762 01:36:24,738 --> 01:36:26,782 - No, why'd you leave it home? 1763 01:36:26,782 --> 01:36:30,577 - I told you, I thought I'd go down there first. 1764 01:36:31,620 --> 01:36:32,954 - Brenda, Brenda, look. 1765 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:35,874 Listen, that doesn't make any sense. 1766 01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:41,046 Suppose you did go home, and then you came back up? 1767 01:36:41,046 --> 01:36:43,006 Wouldn't you carry it with, 1768 01:36:43,006 --> 01:36:45,550 wouldn't you carry it with you then? 1769 01:36:45,550 --> 01:36:46,384 - I don't know. 1770 01:36:53,099 --> 01:36:55,060 - What'd she do, call you on the phone? 1771 01:36:56,228 --> 01:36:57,979 - No, they each wrote me a little letter. 1772 01:36:57,979 --> 01:36:59,523 Look in my bag, read them. 1773 01:37:01,525 --> 01:37:02,359 Go ahead. 1774 01:37:08,740 --> 01:37:10,200 Read my father's first. 1775 01:37:28,218 --> 01:37:30,804 - She never looked in your drawer before? 1776 01:37:30,804 --> 01:37:31,638 - I don't know. 1777 01:37:31,638 --> 01:37:32,681 How do I know? 1778 01:37:32,681 --> 01:37:33,515 Maybe she did, maybe she didn't. 1779 01:37:33,515 --> 01:37:34,808 I couldn't think of everything. 1780 01:37:34,808 --> 01:37:36,518 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1781 01:37:36,518 --> 01:37:39,187 What are you confusing everything for? 1782 01:37:39,229 --> 01:37:42,232 - You know, you act as though I did it on purpose. 1783 01:37:42,232 --> 01:37:43,066 Do you believe that? 1784 01:37:43,066 --> 01:37:43,984 - I don't know. 1785 01:37:45,485 --> 01:37:47,362 - Neil, are you crazy? 1786 01:37:47,362 --> 01:37:48,905 - Brenda. 1787 01:37:48,905 --> 01:37:51,324 Brenda, what could be crazier than leaving that thing there? 1788 01:37:51,324 --> 01:37:53,076 - It was an oversight. 1789 01:37:53,076 --> 01:37:53,994 - Now it's an oversight. 1790 01:37:53,994 --> 01:37:55,161 Before, it was deliberate. 1791 01:37:55,161 --> 01:37:57,289 - It was an oversight about the drawer. 1792 01:37:57,289 --> 01:37:59,624 It was not an oversight about leaving it. 1793 01:37:59,624 --> 01:38:01,751 - Brenda, darling, darling, 1794 01:38:01,751 --> 01:38:04,004 wouldn't the safest, smartest, easiest, 1795 01:38:04,004 --> 01:38:05,297 simplest thing have been 1796 01:38:05,297 --> 01:38:06,214 to take that with you? 1797 01:38:06,214 --> 01:38:08,633 Now wouldn't that be the smartest thing to do? 1798 01:38:08,633 --> 01:38:11,261 - You keep making it seem as though I wanted her to find it. 1799 01:38:11,261 --> 01:38:12,554 Do you think I need this? 1800 01:38:12,554 --> 01:38:14,180 I can't even go home anymore. 1801 01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:15,515 - Is that so? 1802 01:38:15,515 --> 01:38:18,435 - Yes! - No, no, no! 1803 01:38:18,435 --> 01:38:20,228 It isn't so! 1804 01:38:20,228 --> 01:38:22,147 Your father will be waiting there with two coats 1805 01:38:22,147 --> 01:38:23,565 and half a dozen dresses. 1806 01:38:23,565 --> 01:38:24,524 What about my mother? 1807 01:38:24,524 --> 01:38:25,984 - It'll be the same with her! 1808 01:38:27,027 --> 01:38:28,612 - Neil, don't be absurd. 1809 01:38:28,612 --> 01:38:30,238 I can't even face them. 1810 01:38:30,238 --> 01:38:31,114 - Why can't you face them? 1811 01:38:31,114 --> 01:38:32,949 Did you do anything wrong? 1812 01:38:32,949 --> 01:38:34,868 - Look at the reality of it, will you? 1813 01:38:34,868 --> 01:38:36,828 Did you do anything wrong? 1814 01:38:38,079 --> 01:38:39,664 - They think it's wrong. 1815 01:38:39,664 --> 01:38:41,082 They're my parents. 1816 01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:43,835 - But do you think it's wrong? 1817 01:38:43,835 --> 01:38:45,253 That doesn't matter. 1818 01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:46,671 - It does to me. 1819 01:38:46,671 --> 01:38:48,381 - Now what are you accusing me of? 1820 01:38:48,381 --> 01:38:50,425 - You are guilty of some things, Brenda. 1821 01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:51,259 - What? 1822 01:38:51,259 --> 01:38:54,304 - Of leaving the goddamn diaphragm there! 1823 01:38:54,304 --> 01:38:58,600 - Don't start giving me any of your psychoanalytic crap now! 1824 01:39:01,186 --> 01:39:02,604 - Why did you leave it home? 1825 01:39:02,604 --> 01:39:04,481 Because you wanted her to find it. 1826 01:39:04,481 --> 01:39:05,315 - Why? 1827 01:39:05,315 --> 01:39:06,775 - I don't know, Brenda. 1828 01:39:06,775 --> 01:39:07,609 Why? 1829 01:39:14,908 --> 01:39:17,911 What does your father capitalize all these letters for? 1830 01:39:17,911 --> 01:39:20,246 My God, look at this, my God. 1831 01:39:22,207 --> 01:39:25,293 "As for your mistake, it takes two", capital T, 1832 01:39:25,293 --> 01:39:27,420 "to make a mistake", capital M, 1833 01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:31,341 "and now that you will be away at school and from him, 1834 01:39:31,341 --> 01:39:32,509 and what you got involved in, 1835 01:39:32,509 --> 01:39:33,468 you will probably do all right. 1836 01:39:33,468 --> 01:39:35,428 I have every faith you will", capital F. 1837 01:39:35,428 --> 01:39:36,638 "Your father." 1838 01:39:36,638 --> 01:39:38,515 Your father, your father, your father. 1839 01:39:39,474 --> 01:39:40,475 Your father. 1840 01:39:44,771 --> 01:39:45,855 What are you gonna do? 1841 01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:51,361 - Neil, be realistic. 1842 01:39:51,361 --> 01:39:53,071 How can I take you home? 1843 01:39:53,071 --> 01:39:54,614 Can you just see us all sitting 1844 01:39:54,614 --> 01:39:56,825 around the table having Thanksgiving dinner? 1845 01:40:01,246 --> 01:40:03,373 Neil, you don't understand. 1846 01:40:03,373 --> 01:40:04,541 They're my parents. 1847 01:40:04,541 --> 01:40:07,502 They've given me everything I've ever wanted, haven't they? 1848 01:40:12,132 --> 01:40:13,675 How can I not go home? 1849 01:40:15,385 --> 01:40:16,678 I have to go home. 1850 01:40:20,974 --> 01:40:25,478 Neil, you don't understand. 1851 01:40:27,439 --> 01:40:29,107 You don't understand anything. 1852 01:40:29,107 --> 01:40:29,983 All you've ever done 1853 01:40:29,983 --> 01:40:31,901 is accuse me of things and criticize me of things. 1854 01:40:32,986 --> 01:40:35,822 Analyze me, telling me why don't I have this fixed, 1855 01:40:35,822 --> 01:40:38,283 why don't I have that fixed. 1856 01:40:38,283 --> 01:40:43,288 As if it were my fault, that I could have them fixed.